Joke of the Day
A very religious lady wanted a pet. she had heard about a shop that specialized in religious pets, and decided to pop in. The shopkeeper said that they had a special dog that she might like. The dog was brought before her, and the shopkeeper said, "Watch this." He then pointed to the dog, and said, "Go get the bible." The dog did. "Ok, look for psalm 23." The dog flipped through the bible, and it was the exact passage. "Incredible!" said the lady, "I'll buy him."
She got to know the dog a little, and one day her friend came over. The dog performed a few religious tricks, her friend wondered, "But does he know any normal dog tricks?" The lady had never tried, but she said, "Heel." The dog ran over to her, placed a paw on her head, and bowed its head in concentration.
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